A couple of days before, cy had been talking about this email yy send us. Due to the nothing-to-do-ness, i went through my inbox and found that mail.
The title and the rest go like this:
'Men are hard to please.'
The problems with guys:
If you treat him nicely, he say you're in love with him.
If you don't, he says you're proud.
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you tell him your problems, he says you're troublesome.
If you don't, he says you're selfish.
If you scold him, you're like a nanny to him.
If he scolds you, it's because he cares for you.
If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck.
If he does well, it's brains.
If you dress nicely, he says you're trying to lure him.
If you don't, he says you're from kampung.
If you're smarter than him, then he'll lose face.
If he's smarter than you, he is great.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted.
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
No comment. haha.